Archive for the ‘Jersey Shore Season Two’ Category

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The Situation and Dancing with the Stars?!

July 30, 2010

Jersey Shore Cast Season 2We have to give a special thanks to Tim and My Mom Calls Me George on Cincinnati’s KISS 107.1 for alerting us to this gem of information, rumors have been swirling rampant lately that Mike “The Situation” has inflated his ego so that it is even bigger than an unknown 29 year old who likes to refer to part of his anatomy as “The Situation.”

As much as we love him, and the juiciness he adds to the Jersey Shore cast, and as much as we can’t blame him for banking the name in as many different ways as possible (Sitch, honey, you tried the rap route…let’s let that one die), we have to admit he is kind of an ass.

This is the guy who facilitated Snooki getting punched in the face, and then creeped on some chicks as Vinny and JWoww helped as she cried in the bathroom, after all.

After last night’s much-debated premiere — a lot of the blogosphere thinks the magic has worn off, whereas we’ll give it at least two more episodes to entertain us past Angelina being abso-fricken-lutely insane and JWoww hating on her and Sammi; hell, if we could see more drunk Ronnie with grenades and landmines, we’d be happy — it’ll be interesting to see the general public’s reaction the Sitch and the rest of the gang, who are currently filming Season Three in Seaside Heights.

But, even if Season Two isn’t as huge as the phenomenon that was the first season, the Sitch could be back on our TV’s very soon on another reality television show – DANCING WITH THE STARS.

Now, we here at Hairpoof aren’t huge reality TV fans. We can do without The Bachelor/ette, Survivor, even the Real World, but Dancing With the Stars is amazing. We’d love to see the Sitch two-stepping with Cheryl Burke or Kym Johnson, and we’re sure the Sitch would love to cling to those scantily clad women. Mike’s manager has shot down the rumors saying they have no plans for the show at this time, but TMZ reports that the deadline for negotiations on the next season of DWTS is Monday, so we should know by then.

Photo courtesy of MTV

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Jersey Shore Season Two is HERE!

July 29, 2010

I don’t know about anyone else, but we here at Hairpoof are freaking PUMPED that Season Two of following our favorite guidos and guidettes is finally here!

Ever since filming began way back on March 22, we’ve been treated to hints and tips of what’s going to happen this season. So far we know that the boys of the house had a hook-up tally, Vinny hooks up with Snooki, Sammi and Ronnie are walking on eggshells around each other since they broke up, JWoww potentially throws down with Angelina AND Sammi, there was supposedly a grenade ban on the house, and the cast worked at a gelato shop. Oh, and Mike, Vinny and Pauly are calling themselves MVP and Angelina actually picked up some real luggage sometime between packing her garbage bags in episode 3 of last season and fame-whoring her way back into the cast this season.

While we’ll get to see all the action unfold tonight at 10 p.m. – as far as we can tell episode one will follow Pauly D and The Sitch, and Snooki and JWoww as they road trip to Miami (meaning we get to see the infamous “Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?” scenes) – there’s nothing wrong with enjoying a little Jersey Shore to get you in the mood all day.

Enjoy! And we’ll see you back here tomorrow for a wrap up on episode one!

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Four Jersey Shore Cast Members Fired?!

June 16, 2010

Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D and The Situation at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards

Will JWoww, the Situation, Snooki and Pauly D be the only four JS-ers back for Season Three?! Photo courtesy of MTV

Reports are coming in today that a third season of Jersey Shore is in the works.

You might think we’d be rejoicing at that news and we are to an extent. We can’t wait to see Season Two which debuts on July 29 and a third season sounds just as epic.

However, rumor has it that ONLY Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D and the Situation have been offered contracts for the season and Vinny, Sammi, Ronnie and Angelina are being left out on the boardwalk to dry.

PerezHilton reports that MTV was “underwhelmed” with the latter four’s performances on the second season and are looking into recasting their spots in the shore house to provide more entertainment and drama.

While we don’t care that Angelina is going to be gone – the Sitch’s analogy still rings true, “she was a half-assed fire cracker. She fizzled out real quick and then made a loud noise” – we can’t condone dumping Ronnie, Sammi or Vinny. Especially Vinny! He may have started as that quiet kid who could have been a neighbor hanging out in the shore house, but he soon found a way into our hearts as a complete mamma’s boy with Harvard intentions.

Shame on MTV for introducing a crappy “cast member” from the second season only to strip us of three of our favorites for the third.

Let’s hope a yay or nay comes out on this one real quick so that we aren’t kept in suspense.

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Jersey Shore house is full of STDs?

June 7, 2010
The men of Jersey Shore

Ronnie, Pauly D, the Situation and Vinny pull up to the 2010 MTV Movie Awards June 6. Photo courtesy of MTV

Well, we can’t actually say we’re surprised at the fact, but it’s surprising that the producers are coming out and talking about it!

SallyAnne Salsano, the mastermind behind the wonderful pop culture gem that is Jersey Shore, sat down for a round table discussion with The Hollywood Reporter and Dr. Drew Pinsky from VH1’s Celebrity Rehab.

Pinksy said that VH1 mandated that the cast do things completely unrelated to the show like requiring everyone to take Valtrex – a common prescription medication used to treat herpes.

Salsano jumped on that saying: “We hand it out like M&Ms! ‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.”

Once again, not surprised…we had an idea that was happening, but still. Let us think that our greasy reality stars aren’t completely dirty and creepy…

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Sneak Peek of Jersey Shore Season Two!

June 7, 2010

Jersey Shore Cast at the MTV Movie Awards

The cast of Jersey Shore glams up the Red Carpet at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. Photo courtesy of MTV

Did everyone catch our favorite guidos rocking the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards last night? We didn’t get to see much other than their grand entrances, Snooki helping Sway interview the A-listers and the Situation taking off after Dale from ABC Family’s Greek after he “kissed his woman,” but it was just enough of a teaser to get us (fist) pumped for July 29!

Aside from seeing the cast in all their juicehead glory the Movie Awards also gave us a few exciting details: JWoww was wearing one of her own designs on the red carpet from her new clothing line – Filthy Couture – which officially made it’s debut last night. Snooki is either exceptionally short – which we already kind of knew – or Snoop Dog is a giant. And one not so exciting detail – As much as we tried to block it out of our  minds, Angelina is most definitely back for Season Two.

After 40 minutes of Jersey Shore love, we finally saw what we all were waiting for – the first 10 minutes of Jersey Shore Season Two!

We got to see the start of the Miami road trips that Snooki and Jwoww and The Sitch and Pauly D took to get to their new digs. We saw Vinny’s enormous family wishing him well and warning him not to get too much “Snooki from Snooki.” Sammi confirmed what we knew all along, she and Ronnie had officially broken up at some point after season one (of course, no one really knows where their relationship stands after season two).

And, once again unfortunately, we saw Angelina start her trek to South Beach after complaining that her life was too hard for her to deal with and she was sad she left the Shore house early – and confirming that she and Pauly D did hook up (which she seemed giddily sure would be happening again) – and saying that Pauly D and Mike were texting her and invited her back for the second season, which was part of the hilarity of the first 10 minutes.

Snooki and JWoww “decided” to road trip to South Beach. Pauly D was cold in Rhode Island and women don’t come out in the cold so he “decided” to grab Mike and head to Miami. Mike and Pauly D “invited” Angelina. It’s as though these characters – because let’s face it, unfortunately, these people have become characters – believe that they did all these things on their own without a contract for $10,000 an episode from MTV backing of all of the “decisions.”

Still, we absolutely cannot wait for July 29 when Season 2 debuts. Anyone have plans for the premiere? Maybe some surf & turf and Ron-Ron juice??

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Wanna sleep with the Situation in South Beach?

April 13, 2010
Snooki, Angelina and the Situation hit South Beach for Jersey Shore Season Two

Don't worry Snooks, the Situation won't be bringing home any grenades or hippos to attack you this season - except for maybe Angelina

Well, I hope the MTV’s producers find you attractive. Rumor has it that Jersey Shore Season Two will have a marked difference from the first one – no grenades allowed.

Half the fun of last season was seeing Pauly D try to take the grenade and then running swiftly in the other direction, leaving Mike on his own with his hottie and her “unattractive” friend. And when the grenade reappeared in the Shore house with the hippo she attacked Snooki.

This year, however, TMZ is reporting that only hot girls will be allowed to go home with the boys.

If you’re looking to do a different kind of sleeping with the Situation (or rather, sleeping where he did) you have more of a shot – if you have $2,000.

Much like prices sky-rocketed on the original Shore house in Seaside Heights (to $6,500 a night!), hotel management at Miami’s Metropole Hotel South Beach plan to up their prices on the custom-designed suite where Sammi and Ronnie may or may not be smushing.

While it’s been said that the MTV crew is getting the rooms for a measly $250 a night – no doubt they expect to make back some of the money they could be making through exposure – Alan Lieberman, who owns the hotel with his son, Nathan, told the Miami Herald that he plans to offer the room to future renters at an inflated rate of $2,000 a night.

And he doesn’t think anyone would ever rent the rooms at that price.

A word of advice to Lieberman: The original house is going for $6,500 a night; there are vacation packages in the Jersey Shore suites in Atlantic City going for $4250. I’m pretty sure you’re going to get a great ROI on a $2000 a night room just by saying things like “Pauly D kept his hair gel here,” “Angelina whined about how hard her life is here,” “The Situation made surf and turf right here.”

Hell, he should probably up the price! It’s too rich for our blood,  but I’m sure there are some people out there who wouldn’t mind shelling out the cash to stay in a piece of pop culture history.

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Jersey Shore 2 to Debut July, 29, 2010

April 8, 2010

Hey, remember that time MTV tried to be cool and say that Jersey Shore was going to take place in Miami? And then they flew everyone (or drove everyone) down there and started filming and then was like  – PSYCH!

That’s right. That was today.

MTV just announced that while Snooki, the Situation, et. al are indeed in South Beach, the crew will film in Florida for a bit before heading back to their ORIGINAL HOUSE in Seaside Heights, NJ.

MTV also announced that the casting call that Perez Hilton pointed out yesterday is not for Season Three. Instead, it went out just in case MTV decided that they wanted to add some fresh faces to the crew. Let’s hope they don’t.

They also – rather unfortunately – announced that Angelina is in fact back with the cast. We kind of hoped that she was delusional and had flown to Miami on her own and was stalking the cast, but no, she’s back for good.

So, following up on yesterday’s Jump the Shark post, they only half jumped the shark (because Angelina is back we can’t say they completely did…)

But the biggest news to come out of MTV today is that SEASON TWO DEBUTS ON JULY 29, 2010 at 10 p.m. We here at Hairpoof can’t wait!