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SituationWater a.k.a. Vitamin Water

April 9, 2010

The always loveable Situation took some time out of his busy GTL schedule recently to film a VitaminWater commercial with New York Mets Third Baseman David Wright. The Sitch was schooling Wright on what he should be doing to reach his full GTL potential in style.

Check out the result below. We especially love the sliding “exercise” and the fact that the Sitch really dislikes wearing shirts.

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Snooki as Precious, The Situation as Michael Oher

March 4, 2010

Well, Lopez Tonight finally got smart about the fact that the videos posted on YouTube were being embedded by other people and disabled that function. We’re not big fans of that because it really hurts videos rather than helping them (see OKGo frontman Damien Kulash’s op-ed piece in the New York Times on the subject – WhoseTube?), but we’ll play along for today.

Tuesday, Snooki portrayed Lt. Aldo Rain from Inglourious Basterds on Lopez Tonight. On Wednesday, she took on Mariah Carey's role in Precious.

Last night, Lopez Tonight treated viewers to The Blind Side and Precious as told by the Jersey Shore Cast.

First up was The Situation in The Blind Side. Sandra Bullock confused Mike “The Situation” with Big Mike from the story. Bullock’s character is worried about The Sitch because he’s walking to the gym late at night and throughout their interaction we find out that his GTL routine is actually a defense mechanism for his low self-esteem, but that doesn’t stop him from hopping in the car hoping to make a sex tape with Mrs. Congeniality.

Next up, we saw Snooki stepping into the world of Precious. I haven’t actually seen Precious, and I don’t plan to due to the uncomfortable nature of the subject matter, so this parody was a bit lost on me. That didn’t stop me from enjoying Snooki’s irreverent counseling of Precious – until, of course, I realized that she was being hilariously irreverent to an abused teenager…I seem to have a bit of a conscience. Still, the last 10 seconds are worth it. Like Snooki says, “it’s 3 o’clock somewhere…”

And finally, we saw Sammi as Precious interacting with Mo’Nique, Precious’ abusive mother. That conscience I seemed to develop during Snooki’s clip came roaring out as I watched this one. There wasn’t even an ‘OMG I can’t believe they just did that and I’m giggling about it even though I shouldn’t’ moment. Nope, it was pure ‘WTF were they even thinking when they decided this was a good idea?!’ I’m not sure I can condone a parody of parental physical abuse as we see Sammi with different and progressively worse injuries…I just hope tonight’s parodies of Up in the Air aren’t  nearly as offensive.

Since we can’t embed the videos, check them out on George Lopez’s Web site here.

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Avatar and Inglourious Basterds get Jersey Shore Treatment

March 3, 2010

It’s time for another installment of Oscar nominee spoofs by the Jersey Shore cast members. Last night on Lopez Tonight we were treated to Snooki taking over the role of Lt. Aldo Rain – Brad Pitt’s character in Inglourious Basterds – and Pauly D becoming an Avatar.

Snooki did a stellar job screaming orders at her fellow castmates as she described how they would descend on South Beach and kill the brain cells of the Floridians. It’s great to see the cast poking fun at themselves and the show as it lets us in on the fact that they know we’re not necessarily laughing with them, but rather at them. And they’re laughing at us laughing at them.

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Pauly D on the other hand, didn’t get much time to shine. All he had to do was lay in front of a green screen with his eyes closed and move his arms and legs to look like he was in water. The concept of the clip was funny, but it would have been better had we seen him actually do something Avatar-ish. We still love him though.

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The Hurt Locker and Inglourious Basterds, Jersey Style

March 2, 2010

So who caught Lopez Tonight last night? Unfortunately, we can say that we did. Fortunately, the Jersey Shore cast saved us from trying to pluck out our eyeballs.

Does anyone thing George Lopez is really a good late night host? We felt like all he did was talk loudly to people and spend very short periods of time “interviewing” people. But, that’s fodder for a post on a different blog.

The reason we subjected ourselves to Lopez Tonight – and even live tweeted the episode (was that annoying? That might have been annoying…but it kept us sane) – was, of course, JS related. As we told you yesterday, the Jersey Shore cast is spoofing six of the 2010 Academy Awards Best Picture nominees.

Last night, Ronnie, The Situation and Pauly D took over The Hurt Locker with some well-placed quips about hair products and nicknames – and a joke about Ronnie and Sammi’s love triangle with The Situation.

So we have to ask ourselves – is Ronnie so comfortable in his relationship with Sammi that he can now joke about the almost-relationship Sammi almost had with The Sitch when it used to cause him to spout lines like “I cut girls faster than barbers!”? Or is the relationship so over that he doesn’t care if they poke fun at the fact that the Sitch had her first?

Questions aside, the clip was funny. Check it out below.

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But while The Hurt Locker, JS-style was fun, the real jewel came towards the end of the program when Vinny stepped into the leading role. Vinny often took a back seat to Ronnie’s temper, Pauly D being a wing man and the Situation creeping during Season one so we’re happy that we got to see a bit more of him last night.

Not only was he funny stepping into the role of Perrier LaPadite in Inglourious Basterds, but he even gave us the best news of the night when he said that Angelina is not coming back to Season Two of JS. Woo!

Now let’s hope Vinny stays this visible during season two filming. The kid has really grown on us. 🙂

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Jersey Shore Can Save Us From Aliens

February 11, 2010

During one of our routine trolls of the internet to find any new news about JS, we uncovered a great column by Jay Black over on TV Squad outlining how Jersey Shore would save the Earth from an alien invasion – or at least prevent it.

Jay’s main reasons for thinking this?

Jersey Shore will intimidate the aliens, make them think we aren’t sentient and help us bridge biological gaps with them.

I think my favorite part is his metaphor that the boardwalk is like a trash can and the Jersey Shore cast is like a group of bees. If you see a trash can with a ton of bees flying around it, you’re probably going to skirt that particular trash can. The cast is those bees and Ronnie is looking at the aliens who are debating on invading us going “Keep on walkin’, bro.”

We can see it happening.

Check it out, here.

Photo credit: Life & Style Magazine

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Jersey Shore: Super Mario Style

February 9, 2010

Adding to our news from a few minutes ago, Perez Hilton is now reporting that the cast is headed to Miami as well and will be filming sometime in May.

To celebrate, we wanted to share this new spoof that we just discovered. If you every played Super Mario Bros. or Mario Kart you’ll appreciate it. And if you lived under a rock as a child and never have, you’ll probably enjoy it anyway.

And remember, violence against fictional characters in any form is a crime. We don’t condone that sort of behavior here at Hairpoof.

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NJ Grandma’s Thoughts on the Jersey Shore

February 9, 2010

In keeping with our time wasting theme of the day, we present NJ Gradma.

Someone’s grandma, who grew up in Jersey City, takes a look at MTV’s Jersey Shore and is appalled.

The Jersey Shore “was very nice then.” People wore underwear in clubs and actually danced – as opposed to “bouncing” – and didn’t have hot tubs. They also had real last names, not strange ones like Nicole “Snooki” who’s “last name is probably Smith.”

Enjoy!

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