Archive for the ‘JWoww’ Category

h1

New Jersey Shore Italy Promo!

July 19, 2011

Did you guys see the new Jersey Shore Italy promo after Teen Wolf on MTV last night? It looks like our favorite guidos still have a love/hate relationship with each other and this season will be explosive.

After the subpar standards of season two in Miami and the obnoxious Ronnie-and-Sam-are-insane season three (seriously, Ronnie? You think destroying ALL of Sammi’s posessions including her glasses is an adequate and equal response to her dancing with another guy at a bar?), I’m seriously hoping that season 4 brings a little less drama and a little more of what made the show a cult classic to begin with – some Italian food, some fist pumping, a little hair poof and maybe a couple of punches. The promo delivered all that and more … are we going to see part 2 of the infamous hot tub hookup between the Sitch and Snooki this season?

Check it out below and check back with us on August 4 as we blog the anticipated season 4 premiere!

Advertisements
h1

And Season Three Begins With A Bang

January 7, 2011
Jersey Shore Season 3

Courtesy of MTV

Fist pumps, my dear readers! You may have noticed that Hairpoof all but disappeared during season two, and there’s a very good explanation for that (namely: SEASON 2 SUCKED!), but we have high hopes for season 3.

Our favorite guidos are back in Seaside Heights, and with that return comes the return of not-douche Vinny (at least so far), the duck phone (why didn’t it ring last night?!) and all of our favorite bars (Karma, Beachcombers, etc.). It also brings the unfortunate return of crazy Sammi and Ronnie, and a brand new cast-mate, Snooki’s “friend” Deena – did Emilio, Snooki’s ex, let us in on some reality of the reality show when he tweeted that Snooki had never met Deena before filming begana?

The season began watching everyone pack up and head down tha Shore. If we happen to hit a fourth season of this show, can we please omit this section? It was cool to see where the cast came from before they were stars in season one, and funny to see Pauly and the Sitch, and Snooki and JWoww try to maneuver a road trip to Miami in season two, but this season it’s strange. We already know that Pauly is going to bring a bajillion hair products, we don’t need to see it again.

Sammi and Ronnie, who will “have their one year anniversary” at the shore, drove together like the lovebirds that they are.

First things first – you can’t have a one year anniversary until you’ve been together for a year. You started hooking up in August of 2009. You broke up on the reunion show in early 2010. You were apart for most of the summer and then got back together after Ronnie hooked up with a crap ton of grenades in Miami. I’m sorry, but doing the math there, you have definitely not hit a year.

The anti-social couple arrived first and decided that they wanted to piss everyone and their mother off as much as possible so they took the room on the second floor with three beds because “it’s nicer and has a nice bathroom,” completely disregarding the fact that the ground floor has a two person bedroom which they could have turned into a cozy love nest.

Doesn’t matter — now it’s just like they’re trolls under a bridge (except upstairs) as three of the seven cast members will never walk up the steps again.

Whorebags JWoww arrived next and walked upstairs, hoping against hope that she and the other ladies could capture the loft for their own den of love. Ronnie, the mature being that he is, decided it would be awesome to run into the bathroom and leave Sammi alone to confront her enemy. Would this be our first clash of the season? Sadly, no, JWoww walked half way up the stairs, saw Sammi and then turned around without saying a word to skulk around the first floor.

After the other cast mates arrived, they decided to have a welcome lunch to get to know Deena. Ronni and Sammi came downstairs from their castle in the sky which they will be forced to share with the Sitch and tried to play nice.

It didn’t work so well since Sammi decided she wanted to take over Angelina’s role of being a bitch for no reason to everyone in the house. One word answers abounded and finally she got so fed up that she had to be in the same room as the others that she left to go hold her hair extensions alone upstairs.

Ronnie soon joined her as the others decided they wanted to have fun and play flip cup (or “flip the cup” as Deena called it) and Ronnie doesn’t like to have fun – it’s why he’s dating Sammi. They had a heart to heart about what Ronnie would do in Sammi’s situation and then looked at each other all doe-eyed, oblivious to the outstanding drama happening outside.

Deena, Deena, Deena. What can we say about you? You’re a firecracker who won’t burn half-assed like Angelina. You seem to have watched the first two seasons of the show and thought you understood how the cast members interact so you came in half-cocked and ready to fire. Not only did you almost get it on with Vinny in the hot tub (poor Snooki had to witness their awkward flirtation), you showed the Sitch your Na na and your outstanding cowboy hat, AND you called Sammi the c-word and managed to wake up Hulk-Ronnie by referring to him as Sammi’s boyfriend. Girl, as the Sitch said, you are audacious (wait, Holy Shit! Sitch knows what the word audacious means enough to put it in a sentence?!) and will be a pleasure to watch this season.

Are you guys ready for more of Season 3? How many of you are pissed at MTV for cutting this episode at the exact moment that JWoww and Sammi started swinging at each other? And who wants Sammi to STFU and go home?

More gems from episode 3.1:

–How sweet is Vinny? He and Snooki apparently had a conversation between Miami and Jersey where she told him she like LIKED him, liked him. Sadly, Vin didn’t feel the same way because “he has a penis” and didn’t want to be tied down to one girl. He did, sweetly, extract himself from her drunken embrace in the hot tub saying he didn’t want to hook up with her because he knew if he hooked up with other girls – which he will – she would get hurt.

–THE SITUATION KNOWS THE WORD AUDACIOUS!

–Pauly and Vinny are going to be roommates. Is this the start of a tighter bromance between VP than MVP?

–How annoying are Ronnie and Sammi? Ugh.

–When the Pauly walked into Sammi and Ronnie’s room to debate moving in with them Sammi’s clothes were in a ball at the bottom of her bed. She brought luggage. Why would she dump it out? Our theory is that she’s embracing the dirty little gerbil title that Angelina left behind.

–How will Deena fit in the house? It’s dangerous to have three girls in one place, one will always feel left out. Does this mean that JWoww will be left out to dry, or will she and Snooki fall back to their old, chummy ways and leave the new girl out??

h1

Jersey Shore Season Two is HERE!

July 29, 2010

I don’t know about anyone else, but we here at Hairpoof are freaking PUMPED that Season Two of following our favorite guidos and guidettes is finally here!

Ever since filming began way back on March 22, we’ve been treated to hints and tips of what’s going to happen this season. So far we know that the boys of the house had a hook-up tally, Vinny hooks up with Snooki, Sammi and Ronnie are walking on eggshells around each other since they broke up, JWoww potentially throws down with Angelina AND Sammi, there was supposedly a grenade ban on the house, and the cast worked at a gelato shop. Oh, and Mike, Vinny and Pauly are calling themselves MVP and Angelina actually picked up some real luggage sometime between packing her garbage bags in episode 3 of last season and fame-whoring her way back into the cast this season.

While we’ll get to see all the action unfold tonight at 10 p.m. – as far as we can tell episode one will follow Pauly D and The Sitch, and Snooki and JWoww as they road trip to Miami (meaning we get to see the infamous “Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?” scenes) – there’s nothing wrong with enjoying a little Jersey Shore to get you in the mood all day.

Enjoy! And we’ll see you back here tomorrow for a wrap up on episode one!

Vodpod videos no longer available.

New Video: Jersey Shore – Season 2 Trailer, posted with vodpod

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Enrique Iglesias ft. Pitbull – I Like It (Jerse…, posted with vodpod

Vodpod videos no longer available.

The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin’ Twilight, posted with vodpod

h1

Four Jersey Shore Cast Members Fired?!

June 16, 2010

Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D and The Situation at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards

Will JWoww, the Situation, Snooki and Pauly D be the only four JS-ers back for Season Three?! Photo courtesy of MTV

Reports are coming in today that a third season of Jersey Shore is in the works.

You might think we’d be rejoicing at that news and we are to an extent. We can’t wait to see Season Two which debuts on July 29 and a third season sounds just as epic.

However, rumor has it that ONLY Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D and the Situation have been offered contracts for the season and Vinny, Sammi, Ronnie and Angelina are being left out on the boardwalk to dry.

PerezHilton reports that MTV was “underwhelmed” with the latter four’s performances on the second season and are looking into recasting their spots in the shore house to provide more entertainment and drama.

While we don’t care that Angelina is going to be gone – the Sitch’s analogy still rings true, “she was a half-assed fire cracker. She fizzled out real quick and then made a loud noise” – we can’t condone dumping Ronnie, Sammi or Vinny. Especially Vinny! He may have started as that quiet kid who could have been a neighbor hanging out in the shore house, but he soon found a way into our hearts as a complete mamma’s boy with Harvard intentions.

Shame on MTV for introducing a crappy “cast member” from the second season only to strip us of three of our favorites for the third.

Let’s hope a yay or nay comes out on this one real quick so that we aren’t kept in suspense.

h1

Jersey Shore house is full of STDs?

June 7, 2010
The men of Jersey Shore

Ronnie, Pauly D, the Situation and Vinny pull up to the 2010 MTV Movie Awards June 6. Photo courtesy of MTV

Well, we can’t actually say we’re surprised at the fact, but it’s surprising that the producers are coming out and talking about it!

SallyAnne Salsano, the mastermind behind the wonderful pop culture gem that is Jersey Shore, sat down for a round table discussion with The Hollywood Reporter and Dr. Drew Pinsky from VH1’s Celebrity Rehab.

Pinksy said that VH1 mandated that the cast do things completely unrelated to the show like requiring everyone to take Valtrex – a common prescription medication used to treat herpes.

Salsano jumped on that saying: “We hand it out like M&Ms! ‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.”

Once again, not surprised…we had an idea that was happening, but still. Let us think that our greasy reality stars aren’t completely dirty and creepy…

h1

Sneak Peek of Jersey Shore Season Two!

June 7, 2010

Jersey Shore Cast at the MTV Movie Awards

The cast of Jersey Shore glams up the Red Carpet at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards. Photo courtesy of MTV

Did everyone catch our favorite guidos rocking the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards last night? We didn’t get to see much other than their grand entrances, Snooki helping Sway interview the A-listers and the Situation taking off after Dale from ABC Family’s Greek after he “kissed his woman,” but it was just enough of a teaser to get us (fist) pumped for July 29!

Aside from seeing the cast in all their juicehead glory the Movie Awards also gave us a few exciting details: JWoww was wearing one of her own designs on the red carpet from her new clothing line – Filthy Couture – which officially made it’s debut last night. Snooki is either exceptionally short – which we already kind of knew – or Snoop Dog is a giant. And one not so exciting detail – As much as we tried to block it out of our  minds, Angelina is most definitely back for Season Two.

After 40 minutes of Jersey Shore love, we finally saw what we all were waiting for – the first 10 minutes of Jersey Shore Season Two!

We got to see the start of the Miami road trips that Snooki and Jwoww and The Sitch and Pauly D took to get to their new digs. We saw Vinny’s enormous family wishing him well and warning him not to get too much “Snooki from Snooki.” Sammi confirmed what we knew all along, she and Ronnie had officially broken up at some point after season one (of course, no one really knows where their relationship stands after season two).

And, once again unfortunately, we saw Angelina start her trek to South Beach after complaining that her life was too hard for her to deal with and she was sad she left the Shore house early – and confirming that she and Pauly D did hook up (which she seemed giddily sure would be happening again) – and saying that Pauly D and Mike were texting her and invited her back for the second season, which was part of the hilarity of the first 10 minutes.

Snooki and JWoww “decided” to road trip to South Beach. Pauly D was cold in Rhode Island and women don’t come out in the cold so he “decided” to grab Mike and head to Miami. Mike and Pauly D “invited” Angelina. It’s as though these characters – because let’s face it, unfortunately, these people have become characters – believe that they did all these things on their own without a contract for $10,000 an episode from MTV backing of all of the “decisions.”

Still, we absolutely cannot wait for July 29 when Season 2 debuts. Anyone have plans for the premiere? Maybe some surf & turf and Ron-Ron juice??

Vodpod videos no longer available.
h1

Wanna sleep with the Situation in South Beach?

April 13, 2010
Snooki, Angelina and the Situation hit South Beach for Jersey Shore Season Two

Don't worry Snooks, the Situation won't be bringing home any grenades or hippos to attack you this season - except for maybe Angelina

Well, I hope the MTV’s producers find you attractive. Rumor has it that Jersey Shore Season Two will have a marked difference from the first one – no grenades allowed.

Half the fun of last season was seeing Pauly D try to take the grenade and then running swiftly in the other direction, leaving Mike on his own with his hottie and her “unattractive” friend. And when the grenade reappeared in the Shore house with the hippo she attacked Snooki.

This year, however, TMZ is reporting that only hot girls will be allowed to go home with the boys.

If you’re looking to do a different kind of sleeping with the Situation (or rather, sleeping where he did) you have more of a shot – if you have $2,000.

Much like prices sky-rocketed on the original Shore house in Seaside Heights (to $6,500 a night!), hotel management at Miami’s Metropole Hotel South Beach plan to up their prices on the custom-designed suite where Sammi and Ronnie may or may not be smushing.

While it’s been said that the MTV crew is getting the rooms for a measly $250 a night – no doubt they expect to make back some of the money they could be making through exposure – Alan Lieberman, who owns the hotel with his son, Nathan, told the Miami Herald that he plans to offer the room to future renters at an inflated rate of $2,000 a night.

And he doesn’t think anyone would ever rent the rooms at that price.

A word of advice to Lieberman: The original house is going for $6,500 a night; there are vacation packages in the Jersey Shore suites in Atlantic City going for $4250. I’m pretty sure you’re going to get a great ROI on a $2000 a night room just by saying things like “Pauly D kept his hair gel here,” “Angelina whined about how hard her life is here,” “The Situation made surf and turf right here.”

Hell, he should probably up the price! It’s too rich for our blood,  but I’m sure there are some people out there who wouldn’t mind shelling out the cash to stay in a piece of pop culture history.