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April 7, 2010
Angelina in Miami for Jersey Shore Season Two

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Cue our well-intentioned fan-girl yell of “Noooooooooooooooo!”

Perez Hilton AND TMZ are reporting that the non-cast member ANGELINA has RETURNED for SEASON TWO! Nooooooo!

Cast members descended on Miami yesterday to begin filming after two (we assume) very long car trips in which the stars were separated by sex. Snooki and JWoww were in one car while Pauly D and the Situation were in another. No word on how Ronnie, Vinny or Sammi got there. And then, out of nowhere, ANGE-Fricken-LINA arrived with luggage in tow – apparently in actually suitcases this time instead of garbage bags.

This pisses us off to no end. Season two will not be nearly as epic as last season based solely on the fact that she’ll be there.

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We’ve also seen our first glimpses of the awkwardness that will occur this season. Last season, a group of 8 unknowns descended on Seaside Heights. They partied, loved and fought other vacationers and locals and no one really knew who they were. This season, 7 high profile cast members (and one bitch) are walking the streets of Miami and everyone knows their name. Perez Hilton posted pics of Snooki, Pauly D and Mike walking the streets with some definite creepers in the background. And not the good type of creepers that Ronnie likens himself to … no, these were amatuer paparazzi capturing every second of the Sitch walking in his grey wifebeater and OchoCinco Reebok shoes (I hear they’re called ZigTechs…).

It’ll be an entirely different atmosphere in Season Two. Kind of like Cheers, where everyone knows their names…

Anticipating that awkwardness, MTV is trying to be proactive in keeping the Jersey Shore tide alive by sending out casting calls for “tanned and toned fist pumpers” who could “dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor and rule the bedroom.” Those that apply have to be over 21 but appear to be under the age of 30…In other words, Season Two hasn’t even been filmed yet and our dear cast is going to get replaced in Season Three!

WTF MTV. WTF! Angelina should never have been offered the Olive Branch. She burned her bridges in episode two and you should have left her well enough alone. The show ruined her freaking life and the cast hates her (all straight from her own mouth), so why would you ever ever think about bringing her back. And on top of that you’re going to replace our beloved cast?! Sure, Season Two won’t have the same feel as Season One, but Season Three sure as hell won’t work with a new cast.

Honestly MTV, why did you ditch Road Rules in favor of strictly doing Real World/Road Rules Challenges? BECAUSE NO ONE CARED about new Road Rules people (actually, that’s a complete lie. I totally miss Road Rules) and only want to see Kenny, Wes, Coral and Tonya try to kill each other while they’re wasted and then have to work together on a ridiculous challenge like “Mexican Blanket Rolling” the next day. Shame on you MTV!

(Side note: How do I sign up for the job of coming up with what challenges the cast will do? I want to sit around a cushy studio in Times Square and say things like “let’s have them roll down a beach in blankets….wait for it…Mexican blankets!” or “how about we have them sit on a block of ice in speedos and bikinis and slide across the floor!)


A Sneak Peek at Jersey Shore’s Season Two Digs

March 31, 2010

Jersey Shore Season Two House - Metropole Hotel ApartmentsWe have epically failed at bringing you the latest & greatest Jersey Shore updates recently. To give us some peace of mind on the topic, we’ve been telling ourselves that JS news will be slowing down over the next two months as our favorite guidos and guidettes signed off Twitter (and we assume out of the limelight) yesterday as they headed to Miami to shoot the second season.

For the next two months, we’ll miss Snooki mugging it with Emilio, the Sitch sending love to “his fam, friends – oh and don’t forget the haters,” Vinny’s non-sequitors about how Duke will take the NCAA National Championship, JWoww’s love for Family Guy, House and titilating men with complaints of her “almost” bikini-ready body (complete with Twitpics), and Pauly D’s jetsetting life style on Twitter.

And we’ll especially miss speculations of Sammi and Ronnie’s relationship through the useful gems they provide us on the social networking site – did anyone else catch it when Ronnie tweeted a pic of him and two lovely ladies who were definitely not Sammi? And Sammi’s subsequent tweet of “and you wonder why you’re called an ex”? Sammi’s tweet recently disappeared from her Twitter timeline, but we saw it! Did you?

Now that Season 2 is a reality, we’re excited to be able to give you a sneak peek into the JS crew’s rumored new digs – the Metropole Hotel Apartments.

According to Pink is the New Blog, MTV crews were seen moving equipment into the posh apartments earlier this week.

Rumors also have it that popular South Beach nightclub Mynt refused access to MTV camera crews, so there’s no word on what will be the Karma and Beachcombers. But really, that’s probably for the best. The JS crew seem at home in hole-in-the-wall bars, lets stick to what we know this season…


Filming begins on Jersey Shore Season Two!

March 22, 2010

Though you wouldn’t know it from their Twitter feeds which are as ambiguous about location as ver, rumor has it that the Jersey Shore cast has landed in Miami to start filming Season Two!

TMZ reported yesterday that the cast was told they’d definitely be headed to South Beach sometime this week. Camera crews reportedly descended on our favorite guido’s homes to film the pre-flight packing routine just as they did last season (footage of which was seen on ‘Before the Shore’).

There’s no word on whether or not Pauly D tried to pack his tanning bed for the flight from NJ to FL. Hopefully, MTV preempted that by providing an in-house salon – because, let’s face it, they would have to put 7 beds in the house or else we’d be watching footage of the cast standing in line waiting their turn under the lights.

Also, did you guys catch MTV’s Fist Pumpin’ Spring Break special with Pauly, Snooki and the Situation? We got to see a bit of their GTL routine and learned that Pauly and the Sitch don’t really know how to do laundry at a laundromat.

We also learned that Snooki and Pauly D supposedly hooked up on their last night in the shore house…though that seems like a bit of a ploy to snag viewers than the truth. If it’s true, Snooki got around that night as we saw her making out with the Sitch in the hot tub in the season one finale…why didn’t we see her and Pauly D? (Or for that matter, why didn’t the Sitch see her with Pauly seeing as how they roomed together?)

It could have happened though. Afterall, Pauly did leave us with this gem of a quote from episode 2:

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.


JWoww and boyfriend, Tom, weather the fame storm

March 9, 2010


Not the cast member you’d expect to come out of the Jersey Shore with a healthy relationship (no offense intended…it’s just kind of true), especially when you remember that she seemed hazy about her relationship status at the beginning of the show, hooked up with Pauly D in the first few episodes, kind of sort or didn’t really tell said boyfriend about it and then seemed to argue with him about whether or not her drinking would lead to her cheating again every time he called the Duck Phone.

But she apparently did. She and Tom Lippolis (who was forever immortalized in quote form by Pauly D when he said “This kids a sucka, he keeps sending her all this shit.”) have been business and romantic partners since before the first season filmed.

The two first struck up a friendship when they had a lot of meetings together, but neither was looking for a relationship and neither thought the other was their type, according to Tom. Then, two days before she left for Seaside Heights the couple had their first sleep over … with all that entails.

“I spent the night at her house. It was the night before the show arrived at her door with a ticket to go. So we officially started dating two days before she left for the show” he tells RadarOnline. “We were totally not looking for each other and then we just found each other.”

After JWoww came back from filming the first season, their relationship progressed and the couple moved in together. And then, the first season aired and the infamous yellow shirt night with Pauly D’s prince albert came to light. Tom says they worked through it, though.

“She had to do what she had to do,” he told RadarOnline about that night. “But it did bother me and we had some problems.”

Now, however, he’s the only person JWoww trusts and has become her manager and travel buddy and will be running her clothing line when she starts shooting season 2.

I can’t decide if it’s sweet that they’re still together or if this kid seems like a complete fame whore.

The fact that he did an exclusive interview with Radar and provided them with exclusive pictures of the couple reeks of someone who wants attention. As does the fact that he told them things like this:

“At this point if she was to get with anyone else she couldn’t trust them because they would be with her for the wrong reasons and she understands that,” Tom told


“I see a long future together. I will be doing business with her and If I we weren’t so young at this point we would probably be engaged already,” Tom said.

I’m sorry Tom, but marriage and business are two completely different things. I hope that was just a slip up on your part, or RadarOnline’s as they have absolutely no journalistic style (periods inside of quotes? really?), because that sounds like you’re planning on getting married to her for the money she’s going to pull in during the second season. And your comment on the fact that she can’t trust anyone else and she understands that makes you sound controlling.

I can’t help but hope I’m wrong. JWoww, like everyone, deserves some happiness.

Photo Credit: Twit pic by @Jenniwoww


Pauly D, Ronnie and JWoww Take on Up in the Air on Lopez Tonight

March 5, 2010

A toast to all the Oscar nominees for Best Picture. Can't wait to see who wins on Sunday night!

Lopez Tonight wrapped up Oscar week with another round of Jersey Shore presents last night.

It might just be us, but nothing has topped Vinny’s clip from Inglourious Basterds on Monday night.

Last night, we were treated to Pauly D acting “opposite” George Clooney in Up in the Air. Pauly D wanted to know Clooney’s sexual history and his lines fit in well out of context with the movie, but the acting wasn’t great. Of course, these are parodies and the acting isn’t supposed to be great, but Vinny at least got into his role on Monday night and kept the tone of the clip consistent.

Check out Pauly D in Up in the Air here.

Ronnie and JWoww managed to rescue the past few days of mediocre clips, however, with their version of comparing cards in Up in the Air. The scene got back to what made these parodies fun – a commentary that lets viewers know that the Jersey Shore cast realizes the rediculousness of their fame and can laugh with us about it. JWoww is impressed that Ronnie has a Tanfastic Tanning Salon Conceirge Key, and even more in awe when he says he thinks he’s clocked around 300 hours under the lamps. But it’s fine because he has a Skin Cancer Elite card to counter the obvious damage he’s doing to his body…

Check it out here.


Jersey Shore Cast Goes Jay Walking on Leno’s Tonight Show

March 4, 2010

We were treated to a double dose of Jersey Shore goodness on late night TV last night. Not only did Lopez Tonight continue the “Jersey Shore Presents” segments they’ve been doing with Snooki and Sammi taking on Precious and The Situation taking on The Blind Side, but we were treated to an extra goody from The Tonight Show, which is once again under the watchful eye of host Jay Leno meaning we can break out “Jay Walking” once again – or as they called it last night “Battle of the Celebrity All-Stars.”

It doesn’t matter if you were on Team Coco or Team Leno during the late night war debacle, Battle of the Celebrity All-Stars with the Jersey Shore cast is always fun.

Check it out below.

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Jersey Shore goes Hollywood

March 1, 2010

Can’t remember the Best Picture nominees in this year’s Oscar race? I don’t blame you…with 10 nominees and two big contenders (Avatar and The Hurt Locker) it’s easy for the other eight to slip your mind.

Thankfully, our favorite JS-ers are here to remind you who might win when the Academy Awards are broadcast on Sunday, March 7.

With the help of George Lopez and Lopez Tonight, the Jersey Shore cast transforms into a pack of “basterds” killin’ nazi’s (now we know why Snooki, Vinny and JWoww were dressed up as Inglorious Basterds characters last week), a bomb diffusing squad, an inner-city teen who just so happens to be amazing at football, a downsizer and an abusive mother.

Tonight, we’ll be treated to The Hurt Locker – Jersey style, while Avatar, Up in the Air, Precious, Inglorious Basterds and The Blind Side will air throughout the week.

For those of you counting, that’s only 6 films. The other contenders are District 9, An Education, A Serious Man and Up.

For a sneak peak of The Hurt Locker, head on over to TMZ. They’ve got video here.