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New Jersey Shore Italy Promo!

July 19, 2011

Did you guys see the new Jersey Shore Italy promo after Teen Wolf on MTV last night? It looks like our favorite guidos still have a love/hate relationship with each other and this season will be explosive.

After the subpar standards of season two in Miami and the obnoxious Ronnie-and-Sam-are-insane season three (seriously, Ronnie? You think destroying ALL of Sammi’s posessions including her glasses is an adequate and equal response to her dancing with another guy at a bar?), I’m seriously hoping that season 4 brings a little less drama and a little more of what made the show a cult classic to begin with – some Italian food, some fist pumping, a little hair poof and maybe a couple of punches. The promo delivered all that and more … are we going to see part 2 of the infamous hot tub hookup between the Sitch and Snooki this season?

Check it out below and check back with us on August 4 as we blog the anticipated season 4 premiere!

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And Season Three Begins With A Bang

January 7, 2011
Jersey Shore Season 3

Courtesy of MTV

Fist pumps, my dear readers! You may have noticed that Hairpoof all but disappeared during season two, and there’s a very good explanation for that (namely: SEASON 2 SUCKED!), but we have high hopes for season 3.

Our favorite guidos are back in Seaside Heights, and with that return comes the return of not-douche Vinny (at least so far), the duck phone (why didn’t it ring last night?!) and all of our favorite bars (Karma, Beachcombers, etc.). It also brings the unfortunate return of crazy Sammi and Ronnie, and a brand new cast-mate, Snooki’s “friend” Deena – did Emilio, Snooki’s ex, let us in on some reality of the reality show when he tweeted that Snooki had never met Deena before filming begana?

The season began watching everyone pack up and head down tha Shore. If we happen to hit a fourth season of this show, can we please omit this section? It was cool to see where the cast came from before they were stars in season one, and funny to see Pauly and the Sitch, and Snooki and JWoww try to maneuver a road trip to Miami in season two, but this season it’s strange. We already know that Pauly is going to bring a bajillion hair products, we don’t need to see it again.

Sammi and Ronnie, who will “have their one year anniversary” at the shore, drove together like the lovebirds that they are.

First things first – you can’t have a one year anniversary until you’ve been together for a year. You started hooking up in August of 2009. You broke up on the reunion show in early 2010. You were apart for most of the summer and then got back together after Ronnie hooked up with a crap ton of grenades in Miami. I’m sorry, but doing the math there, you have definitely not hit a year.

The anti-social couple arrived first and decided that they wanted to piss everyone and their mother off as much as possible so they took the room on the second floor with three beds because “it’s nicer and has a nice bathroom,” completely disregarding the fact that the ground floor has a two person bedroom which they could have turned into a cozy love nest.

Doesn’t matter — now it’s just like they’re trolls under a bridge (except upstairs) as three of the seven cast members will never walk up the steps again.

Whorebags JWoww arrived next and walked upstairs, hoping against hope that she and the other ladies could capture the loft for their own den of love. Ronnie, the mature being that he is, decided it would be awesome to run into the bathroom and leave Sammi alone to confront her enemy. Would this be our first clash of the season? Sadly, no, JWoww walked half way up the stairs, saw Sammi and then turned around without saying a word to skulk around the first floor.

After the other cast mates arrived, they decided to have a welcome lunch to get to know Deena. Ronni and Sammi came downstairs from their castle in the sky which they will be forced to share with the Sitch and tried to play nice.

It didn’t work so well since Sammi decided she wanted to take over Angelina’s role of being a bitch for no reason to everyone in the house. One word answers abounded and finally she got so fed up that she had to be in the same room as the others that she left to go hold her hair extensions alone upstairs.

Ronnie soon joined her as the others decided they wanted to have fun and play flip cup (or “flip the cup” as Deena called it) and Ronnie doesn’t like to have fun – it’s why he’s dating Sammi. They had a heart to heart about what Ronnie would do in Sammi’s situation and then looked at each other all doe-eyed, oblivious to the outstanding drama happening outside.

Deena, Deena, Deena. What can we say about you? You’re a firecracker who won’t burn half-assed like Angelina. You seem to have watched the first two seasons of the show and thought you understood how the cast members interact so you came in half-cocked and ready to fire. Not only did you almost get it on with Vinny in the hot tub (poor Snooki had to witness their awkward flirtation), you showed the Sitch your Na na and your outstanding cowboy hat, AND you called Sammi the c-word and managed to wake up Hulk-Ronnie by referring to him as Sammi’s boyfriend. Girl, as the Sitch said, you are audacious (wait, Holy Shit! Sitch knows what the word audacious means enough to put it in a sentence?!) and will be a pleasure to watch this season.

Are you guys ready for more of Season 3? How many of you are pissed at MTV for cutting this episode at the exact moment that JWoww and Sammi started swinging at each other? And who wants Sammi to STFU and go home?

More gems from episode 3.1:

–How sweet is Vinny? He and Snooki apparently had a conversation between Miami and Jersey where she told him she like LIKED him, liked him. Sadly, Vin didn’t feel the same way because “he has a penis” and didn’t want to be tied down to one girl. He did, sweetly, extract himself from her drunken embrace in the hot tub saying he didn’t want to hook up with her because he knew if he hooked up with other girls – which he will – she would get hurt.

–THE SITUATION KNOWS THE WORD AUDACIOUS!

–Pauly and Vinny are going to be roommates. Is this the start of a tighter bromance between VP than MVP?

–How annoying are Ronnie and Sammi? Ugh.

–When the Pauly walked into Sammi and Ronnie’s room to debate moving in with them Sammi’s clothes were in a ball at the bottom of her bed. She brought luggage. Why would she dump it out? Our theory is that she’s embracing the dirty little gerbil title that Angelina left behind.

–How will Deena fit in the house? It’s dangerous to have three girls in one place, one will always feel left out. Does this mean that JWoww will be left out to dry, or will she and Snooki fall back to their old, chummy ways and leave the new girl out??

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Want free purses? Get Famous & Act like Snooki

August 26, 2010

Snooki and her Coach PurseUnbranding – (v) A brand’s activities stemming from a desire to not be associated with a specific person or celebrity.

This definition – that we just made up – is coming into play in a big way when it comes to our favorite pint-sized guidette, Snooki.

The New York Observer is reporting that Coach and many other handbag brands are engaging in a duplicitous practice of trying to associate their competitors with the Jersey Shore star. In Season One and supporting appearances last year, Snooki went everywhere with her Coach purse. Now, it seems that she has a new handbag every other week.

And while the JS darling is making bank with each new episode – The Situation stands to make $5 mil. this year, so we assume she’s somewhere in that price range as well – she doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would go on a hand bag shopping spree when there are things like rhinestone covered sunglasses to be had.

So where is she getting all of them? Why, they’re free, of course!

Rumor has it that Coach didn’t want to become synonymous with anyone on Jersey Shore, so they sent Snooki a free handbag from a competitor. Once she started taking that one out, the competitor sent her a free bag from a DIFFERENT competitor, and so on.

It’s a vicious cycle, and one in which Snooki wins immensely as the brands try to out do the others and make them lose.

At the same time, though, it’s kind of mean. Snooki is reviled enough by these brands thtat they don’t even want her to be seen carrying one of their bags?

Now, we love Coach (we sold our soul the first time we purchased a clutch and it’s been downhill ever since) and we love Jersey Shore. But we weren’t carrying our Coach purse just because Snooki was. And if we hated Jersey Shore, we wouldn’t be putting our Coach clutches away just because Snooki is carrying one around.

So really, Coach, we know you want to be perceived as a luxury brand, but Snooki doesn’t deplete that luxury. Hell, I bet most people weren’t even looking at her purse as they watched her chase gorillas or get punched in the face.

So, Snooki, clean up and take these “brands” for all they’re worth! Work it!

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Jersey Shore Adds New Cast Member

July 29, 2010
Deena Nicole Cortese

Deena Nicole Cortese is spotted out with Vinny during filming for Jersey Shore Season 3

With the premiere of Season Two still 8 hours away, we just learned some crucial information for Season Three, currently filming in the original house in Seaside Heights, NJ. According to People Magazine, ANGELINA, who we like to affectionately refer to as the “non-cast member,” IS OUT FOR SEASON THREE!

In her place, MTV has picked up Deena Nicole Cortese from New Egypt, New Jersey. Deena Nicole is reportedly friends with Snooki and has been for a number of years. Before leaving for the shore house, People reports that she said she won’t be GTL’ing, especially since her mom still does the 23-year-old’s laundry, but she will be BBB’ing – she needs beats, booze and her broads.

We’re looking forward seeing her fist pump with our favorite guidos and guidettes. No word yet on when Season Three will air.

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Jersey Shore Season Two is HERE!

July 29, 2010

I don’t know about anyone else, but we here at Hairpoof are freaking PUMPED that Season Two of following our favorite guidos and guidettes is finally here!

Ever since filming began way back on March 22, we’ve been treated to hints and tips of what’s going to happen this season. So far we know that the boys of the house had a hook-up tally, Vinny hooks up with Snooki, Sammi and Ronnie are walking on eggshells around each other since they broke up, JWoww potentially throws down with Angelina AND Sammi, there was supposedly a grenade ban on the house, and the cast worked at a gelato shop. Oh, and Mike, Vinny and Pauly are calling themselves MVP and Angelina actually picked up some real luggage sometime between packing her garbage bags in episode 3 of last season and fame-whoring her way back into the cast this season.

While we’ll get to see all the action unfold tonight at 10 p.m. – as far as we can tell episode one will follow Pauly D and The Sitch, and Snooki and JWoww as they road trip to Miami (meaning we get to see the infamous “Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?” scenes) – there’s nothing wrong with enjoying a little Jersey Shore to get you in the mood all day.

Enjoy! And we’ll see you back here tomorrow for a wrap up on episode one!

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Four Jersey Shore Cast Members Fired?!

June 16, 2010

Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D and The Situation at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards

Will JWoww, the Situation, Snooki and Pauly D be the only four JS-ers back for Season Three?! Photo courtesy of MTV

Reports are coming in today that a third season of Jersey Shore is in the works.

You might think we’d be rejoicing at that news and we are to an extent. We can’t wait to see Season Two which debuts on July 29 and a third season sounds just as epic.

However, rumor has it that ONLY Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D and the Situation have been offered contracts for the season and Vinny, Sammi, Ronnie and Angelina are being left out on the boardwalk to dry.

PerezHilton reports that MTV was “underwhelmed” with the latter four’s performances on the second season and are looking into recasting their spots in the shore house to provide more entertainment and drama.

While we don’t care that Angelina is going to be gone – the Sitch’s analogy still rings true, “she was a half-assed fire cracker. She fizzled out real quick and then made a loud noise” – we can’t condone dumping Ronnie, Sammi or Vinny. Especially Vinny! He may have started as that quiet kid who could have been a neighbor hanging out in the shore house, but he soon found a way into our hearts as a complete mamma’s boy with Harvard intentions.

Shame on MTV for introducing a crappy “cast member” from the second season only to strip us of three of our favorites for the third.

Let’s hope a yay or nay comes out on this one real quick so that we aren’t kept in suspense.

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Jersey Shore house is full of STDs?

June 7, 2010
The men of Jersey Shore

Ronnie, Pauly D, the Situation and Vinny pull up to the 2010 MTV Movie Awards June 6. Photo courtesy of MTV

Well, we can’t actually say we’re surprised at the fact, but it’s surprising that the producers are coming out and talking about it!

SallyAnne Salsano, the mastermind behind the wonderful pop culture gem that is Jersey Shore, sat down for a round table discussion with The Hollywood Reporter and Dr. Drew Pinsky from VH1’s Celebrity Rehab.

Pinksy said that VH1 mandated that the cast do things completely unrelated to the show like requiring everyone to take Valtrex – a common prescription medication used to treat herpes.

Salsano jumped on that saying: “We hand it out like M&Ms! ‘Hey kids, it’s time for Valtrex!’ It’s like a herpes nest. They’re all in there mixing it up.”

Once again, not surprised…we had an idea that was happening, but still. Let us think that our greasy reality stars aren’t completely dirty and creepy…