Posts Tagged ‘New Jersey’

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Wanna sleep with the Situation in South Beach?

April 13, 2010
Snooki, Angelina and the Situation hit South Beach for Jersey Shore Season Two

Don't worry Snooks, the Situation won't be bringing home any grenades or hippos to attack you this season - except for maybe Angelina

Well, I hope the MTV’s producers find you attractive. Rumor has it that Jersey Shore Season Two will have a marked difference from the first one – no grenades allowed.

Half the fun of last season was seeing Pauly D try to take the grenade and then running swiftly in the other direction, leaving Mike on his own with his hottie and her “unattractive” friend. And when the grenade reappeared in the Shore house with the hippo she attacked Snooki.

This year, however, TMZ is reporting that only hot girls will be allowed to go home with the boys.

If you’re looking to do a different kind of sleeping with the Situation (or rather, sleeping where he did) you have more of a shot – if you have $2,000.

Much like prices sky-rocketed on the original Shore house in Seaside Heights (to $6,500 a night!), hotel management at Miami’s Metropole Hotel South Beach plan to up their prices on the custom-designed suite where Sammi and Ronnie may or may not be smushing.

While it’s been said that the MTV crew is getting the rooms for a measly $250 a night – no doubt they expect to make back some of the money they could be making through exposure – Alan Lieberman, who owns the hotel with his son, Nathan, told the Miami Herald that he plans to offer the room to future renters at an inflated rate of $2,000 a night.

And he doesn’t think anyone would ever rent the rooms at that price.

A word of advice to Lieberman: The original house is going for $6,500 a night; there are vacation packages in the Jersey Shore suites in Atlantic City going for $4250. I’m pretty sure you’re going to get a great ROI on a $2000 a night room just by saying things like “Pauly D kept his hair gel here,” “Angelina whined about how hard her life is here,” “The Situation made surf and turf right here.”

Hell, he should probably up the price! It’s too rich for our blood,  but I’m sure there are some people out there who wouldn’t mind shelling out the cash to stay in a piece of pop culture history.

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Jersey Shore 2 to Debut July, 29, 2010

April 8, 2010

Hey, remember that time MTV tried to be cool and say that Jersey Shore was going to take place in Miami? And then they flew everyone (or drove everyone) down there and started filming and then was like  – PSYCH!

That’s right. That was today.

MTV just announced that while Snooki, the Situation, et. al are indeed in South Beach, the crew will film in Florida for a bit before heading back to their ORIGINAL HOUSE in Seaside Heights, NJ.

MTV also announced that the casting call that Perez Hilton pointed out yesterday is not for Season Three. Instead, it went out just in case MTV decided that they wanted to add some fresh faces to the crew. Let’s hope they don’t.

They also – rather unfortunately – announced that Angelina is in fact back with the cast. We kind of hoped that she was delusional and had flown to Miami on her own and was stalking the cast, but no, she’s back for good.

So, following up on yesterday’s Jump the Shark post, they only half jumped the shark (because Angelina is back we can’t say they completely did…)

But the biggest news to come out of MTV today is that SEASON TWO DEBUTS ON JULY 29, 2010 at 10 p.m. We here at Hairpoof can’t wait!

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Headed to Seaside Heights? Rent the Jersey Shore House

February 5, 2010

If you’re making a pilgrimage to Seaside Heights to fist pump at Karma and Beachcombers, visit The Boss’ t-shirt shop, creep it on some hotties or gorillas and steer clear of the grenades and hippos in homage to Jersey Shore (or are just headed there for vacation) this summer, there’s a new option for accomodations.

No self-respecting Jersey Shore fan’s visit to Seaside would be complete without a night in the famed JS house.

That’s right, the house with the distinctive Italian flag garage door and rooftop hottub is for rent once again.

The six-bedroom, 3,200 square-foot beachfront house’s new fame comes at a price for renters, though. It will be available for $6,500 per night starting in May, according to the NY Daily News. That’d be about $45,000 a week.

If you don’t have that much and don’t mind the cold, you can always make the pilgrimage before May where it goes for the off-season price of  $3,500 a night or $24,500 a week.

ABCnews.com reports that MTV only paid $10,000 a week for the house, but ABC also reports that the house is only five bedrooms and will be available for $15,000 a week this summer, so take that with a grain of salt.

The NY Daily News says that the house went through a thorough cleaning after filming wrapped in September so the pickles and moldy cheese smells from the Situation’s pranks should be gone. Unfortunately that also means you won’t find a stray hair gel bottle under Pauly D’s bed.

And it would be Pauly D’s bed – the couches, beds and tables are all those that were seen on the show. The house even comes fully equipped with our favorite DUCK PHONE!

The price may be too steep for Hairpoof’s budget, but you have to admit it would be awesome to get a little GTL in where the cast did. Though, the six bedrooms make us wonder why the cast only used four rooms…

Photo credit: Associated Press